
The post-apocalyptic “Cherry 2000” tells the tale of a man obsessed with finding an exact replacement for his broken “sex machine,” the titular (no pun intended) android (Pamela Gidley). The lust-lorn Sam (David Andrews) hires a “tracker” named E. Johnson to help him get through the lawless, violent “Zone” in her Ford Mustang and find his new toy. What makes this movie such an odd stew is that it turns into an old-fashioned romance, and Johnson is played by the highly-unthreatening Melanie Griffith, a mom-friendly Mad Maxine who seems about as uncomfortable toting a giant gun as she does amidst the Hasidic Jews in 1992’s “A Stranger Among Us
9) Showgirls
Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas was paid a phenomenal $3.7 million to write this soft-porn tale of a small town girl who comes to Las Vegas and lap-dances her way to the top. Starring former TV teen Elizabeth Berkley as the usually-naked Nomi Malone, the NC-17 film (directed by Paul Verhoeven, the man behind “Basic Instinct
8) House of 1000 Corpses
Like “Grindhouse,” Rob Zombie’s first foray into film is an intentional nod to the gory exploitative horror films of the 1970s. So we have to wonder… when Universal pictures gave a green light to the project, what were they expecting… “Return to Witch Mountain?” After the blood, guts and flesh earned the movie an NC-17 in 2000, the studio dropped out, and it took three years for the film to find a distributor, after which many critics either panned or ignored “House” not on its own merits so much as the genre it ostensibly celebrates. Buncha wusses.
7) The Trip
“The Trip” is a typically low-budget release from American International Pictures, but it’s the talent involved that makes it stand out. The movie tells of Paul Groves, a man who seeks to escape the pain of his horrible divorce by taking an LSD trip, viscerally depicted for the bulk of the film. Check out the star quality of the players: Peter Fonda stars as Groves alongside Dennis Hopper (two years before the two made “Easy Rider

Director David Lynch has always enjoyed pushing envelopes, but with 1990’s “Wild at Heart,” some felt that he had finally gone too far. The twisted road movie follows the recently paroled Sailor (Nicolas Cage) and his lady love Lula (Laura Dern), on the lam from Lula’s evil mother Marietta (Diane Ladd, Dern’s actual mom) who has set numerous bounties on the head of the boy who took her baby. Mysterious toilet fluids, squishy skull holes, puddles of vomit, gloopy decapitation by shotgun, and some really ugly teeth are only some of the disturbing imagery that caused many to cry foul when the movie won the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival. In fact, the guy who wrote the #1 film on our list called “Wild at Heart” “repulsive and manipulating.”
5) Twilight Zone: the Movie
Ultimate A-lister Steven Spielberg produced this big budget adaptation of Rod Serling’s classic ‘60s TV show
4) Death Wish
1974’s “Death Wish” played off of the ever-growing fear of urban crime. Based on a book by Brian Garfield, the movie stars tough guy Charles Bronson as Paul Kersey, a man who gets a gun and goes on a vengeful vigilante spree after criminals kill his wife and rape his daughter. The movie was (and remains) completely polarizing, with some critics unable to look past the film’s right wing politics. It is interesting to imagine how the movie would’ve played if the far less threatening Jack Lemmon had played Kersey, as was once planned.

MGM released this noirish cops vs. rapist tale set amidst the seedy Beatnik culture of the late ‘50s, but it’s about as hip (or hep) as your drunk uncle doing karaoke to Billy Joel. Despite the presence of the va-va-voomy Mamie Van Doren, a poetry-spouting Vampira and Louis Armstrong (who, while undeniably cool, was never really a part of the Bop scene), the movie can’t hide its distaste for “these kids today” and is remarkably bleak. The New York Times called the film “excruciating and tasteless,” but the critic reveals his prejudice against the scene and its music, patronizingly writing about beatniks “writhing to ‘noise’ records” in a coffee house “that seems more like a looney bin.”
2) The Warriors
“The Warriors” has gained such a cult film reputation that most people probably don’t even realize it was produced by a major studio (Paramount). Taking inspiration from both vintage gang flicks like 1957’s “The Delinquents” and the more glamorous “West Side Story
1) Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Boob-King Russ Meyer’s first stab at mainstream moviemaking boasts a screenplay by none other than thumbslinging film critic Roger Ebert. The movie (only nominally a sequel to 1967’s soapy “Valley of the Dolls
And then, of course, there’s Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ
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ORIGINALLY POSTED in REWIND on MTV.COM, April 2007
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